Why do paper cuts hurt so freaking much?
And for so long?
I’ve been nursing a paper cut for three days and it still stings.
What IS that?
Oh, you thought I was going to share some metaphorical inspo like how paper cuts are small things at work and we shouldn’t focus on the small things?
Or that paper cuts are distractions from what’s really important, the company mission?
Or that paper cuts can’t derail us from the more important half of the analogy, knitting the blanket?
Not today, friends.
Just over here feeling like I should call in sick today because of my paper cut.